sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

5 days ago | via | source | 42795
#me
BROOO IM DOWN LIKE TWELVE POUNDS ITS REALLY NOT MUCH FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT HAS PASSED AND IM STILL SHIT A ACTUALLY REMEBERING TO EXERCISE BUT DUDE TWELVE POUNDS

dogs-and-dumbells:

OOOOOOOOO YEAH!!! Look at you :) it took me forever to lose the first 10, because I kept eating cake xD I’m so proud of you! How did you celebrate?

Haha I was actually sick as fuck when I found out (got weighed at the docs office) so I haven’t had a chance really.. Suppose I should though. Going to get some new headphones today, maybe Ill spend a little more on em than I was planning in celebration.

6 days ago | via | source | 1

swaggiescout:

Since I reached 1,500+ followers the other day I have decided to hold another giveaway !!

How will this giveaway work out?

There will be three winners. The first winner gets to pick two of the four games on the list here and the second winner gets to pick one of the two games left and the third winner gets the remaining game. 

I shall pick the winners by pulling random numbers like most people seem to do.

Are there any rules?

  • Does NOT have to follow me (but feel free to check out my blog if you enjoy tf2, mgs and other cool games and also sloths and birds) 
  • Reblog as many times as you want idc 
  • Likes doesn’t count. Sorry! 
  • No giveaway blogs! I will make sure to check. 
  • Gotta have a steam account
  • Love sloths

Anything else?

I might add some extra thing if you are a follower from before but since I can’t really put more money into this it will probably be a drawing or something. I’ll probably update this once I have decided 

When will the winner be picked?

!! AUGUST 18th 2014 !!

1 week ago | via | source | 1688

Im like hella cute why no boy?

1 week ago | 0

bigredrobot:

calamityjonsaveus:

FREE SKETCHES!

I’ve had this project in mind for a while now, and there’s a few reasons I’m finally pulling the trigger on it today. For one thing, it’s my birthday, and I like to do nice things for folks on my birthday, so … free art, right? That seems nice.

The other reason is I’ve been sitting on this useless P.O.Box for a year now. When my dad died a while back, I was made the executor of his estate. I set up this box to handle all the necessary correspondence, and my trips to the post office were just the most depressing parts of my week - it was all bills, notices, legal documents, subscriptions I had to cancel, porn (my dad sure loved porn!), mail from his lawyers and accountants and such. All of these reminders twice or three times a week that my dad was dead, which kept making me miserable even months after he passed away.

That poor P.O.Box was just brimming with depressed negativity, I figure, and I wanted to do something positive to clean out all the bad juju before I gave it up and let some other poor sap have it. So now I’m inviting everyone from anywhere in the world to send a postcard to that address and get a free sketch in return! It’ll be a cleansing exercise … you know, for the post office box, y’see.

Feel free to share this post and spread it around!

AAAAAAAAAH!

Sometimes i wonder if I died, how long it would take my parents to drop Sydd ff at the Humane Society, or if they would just forget about him and he’d starve to death

redpantsaddict:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

thank you

yhank you

jtnbank yoiu

wow i suck at messaging strangers on the internet

1 week ago | 1

flinkansikt:

fortheloveofcorgis:

urbanmongoose:

Uggh this is the worst one. I’m not allowed any roadkill. ;~; 

Once I was out horseback riding along a road with some family friends and there was a whole deer skeleton RIGHT THERE and I couldn’t stop to get it. Im still heart broken to this day ;;

No way! I would have gotten right off of my horse and found a way to take at least the most usable parts. Family and friend’s opinions don’t matter to me when it’s dealing with a hobby that makes me happy. 

We were trotting at a pretty good pace and had no saddle bags or any way to carry them :/ I was considering going back to pick them up the next day when I drove home, but that night I realized that I had literally no clue where that road was..

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2 weeks ago | via | source | 399

urbanmongoose:

Uggh this is the worst one. I’m not allowed any roadkill. ;~; 

Once I was out horseback riding along a road with some family friends and there was a whole deer skeleton RIGHT THERE and I couldn’t stop to get it. Im still heart broken to this day ;;

(Source: vultureproblems)